My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
You tripped me, so I fell for you.
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill!
cute funny quotes